Friday, September 23, 2011

Life PB (post bump)


I had this idea, while I was still very pregnant, to blog about five or so uses for the bump.  As time wore on I did discover actual uses for my very convex body shape: 1. imprompt mouse pad  for when I found myself lying on the couch, but needing to email or design 2. food, beverage and oil catcher, or whatever didn't make it successfully into my mouth  3. launch pad for Gioia's bath toys 4. shading for my knees and toes on very sunny Pretoria afternoons and 5. Bikini view blocker...if you cant see it, it doesnt need to be waxed...that's my moto at least. 

Since thinking about this post, I of course have had a fabulous c-section and Isla no longer calls my uterus her home.  It has been a week since her delivery and the oven in which my little bun baked is still very much convex and, sadly, I can still exploit my figure in all the ways mentioned above.

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