Descriptions of my Girls

I have entered both my kids into a local newspapers competition, and I had to write descriptions of them to accompany the images...

GIOIA:
Our gorgeous fair haired Rapunzel loving eldest daughter Gioia (pronounced Joya) is 3 going on 13. She is witty, charming, compassionate and has a most delighful sense of humour. She loves 'fart' jokes and plays air guitar and drums like a Motley Crue member. She is being raised in an English home but attends and Afrikaans playgroup, so she mixes her languages like Schuster movie cast member. She likes to match her shoes to her t-shirts and enjoys dancing along to Lollos, mispronouncing the lyrics of the songs much to our enjoyment.

ISLA:
Little Isla is 8 months old and has been crawling since she was 5.5 months. She has 5 words in her vocabulary and giggles endlessly when her sister teases and tickels her. She has one great big front tooth which she shows off to every passing smiling face and she loves sweet treats and the feeling of grass under her feet. Her favourite activity is tearing pages from her mommy's magazines. Isla enjoys making long distance phone calls to unkown people on her dads blackberry and enjoys a gum rub in the morning and foot rub at night.